He says it never happened and he can prove it…So this unidentified masseur (That’s the guy kind) is suing Travolta for $2 million, saying that John rubbed his leg, touched his naughties and tried to order a side dish (Know what I’m sayin’?) at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 16th.  All kinds of other specifics are mentioned including a $200 an hour price point.

But wait!  Travolta says he was on the East Coast that day.  Doh!  Sounds like this’ll get thrown out in about 10 minutes.

So, John, other than that how was the massage?