10 Signs That You Are A Grown Up

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Reporting Bryan Jackson

The Caveman Circus website has compiled a list of the top 25 signs that you aren’t a kid anymore.

Take a look and see how many of these apply to you!

Here is a rundown of ten of my favorites (and under no circumstances am I implying any of these apply to me!):

1. Your potted plants are still alive- and you can’t smoke them!

2. You keep more food than beer in the refrigerator.

3. 6:00 AM is when you wake up, not when you are just now getting into bed.

4. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

5.  You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.

6.  You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

7.  Jeans and a clean shirt no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

8.   You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

9. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

10. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer ‘pretty good stuff.’

Do any of these describe you? If you say yes to more than just a couple, I hate to break it to you… but that makes you all grown up!

Okay, just one more for the bonus round:

Dinner and a movie = The whole date istead of the beginning of one.

Check out the full list here.

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