Some Of The Worst Christmas Jokes You’ll Ever Hear

You know… for that awkward silence or to spread some holiday groans at your Christmas dinner! Thanks to Steve for emailing us!

Here they are, some of the worst Christmas jokes you’ll ever hear:

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus. 

Why did Santa ban cell phones at the workshop?

Everyone was taking elfies. 

What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet?

It’s Saint-NICKEL-LESS

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. 

Why did Santa send his daughter to college?

To keep her off the North Pole 

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem. 

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel. 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic. 

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish. 

What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you..

Why was the ornament addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life.

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