‘Cards Against Humanity’ Posts Very Specific Ad For New CEO

Cards Against Humanity touts itself as a “party¬†game for horrible people.” Truth be told, the irreverent card game is actually a lot of fun, and their move today makes me love it even more.

Cards Against Humanity placed an ad on Craigslist looking for a new CEO, and the only one that seems to fit the job description is former President Obama. Here are some excerpts:

Requirements

We are seeking a highly qualified executive to run our company who meets the following requirements:

– Strong public speaking skills
– Experience hunting terrorist masterminds
– Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation
– Strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review
– Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher

The ideal candidate will be excited to travel for work and be a recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Noticing a theme? Well play CAH, well played! No word yet on whether or not Obama will take the job.

 

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