This story is equal parts sad, and hilarious.
A Texas man is suing a woman because she texted during their date, well, kinda. According to BBC, “Brandon Vezmar, 37, said the woman walked out of the screening of Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 when he complained about her persistent phone use.
Mr Vezmar filed the petition in the state capital of Austin last week seeking $17.31 (£13.30), arguing his date’s behaviour was “a threat to civilised society”.
She said she refused to reimburse him because “he took me out on a date”.
The BBC has the full story.